Red Pill Tee
Red Pill Tee
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I Took the Red Pill - This tee is for the ones who stopped sleepwalking through the script and decided to see the architecture beneath reality. The ones who felt the glitch, followed the thread, and chose clarity over comfort, truth over trance, and sovereignty over autopilot. Taking the red pill isn’t rebellion. It’s remembrance.✨
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Size Chart
Please double-check our size chart before purchase 💙

How to measure:
Width : Measure across (not around) the chest below the armhole when laid flat.
Length : Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
Sleeve : Measure from top of the shoulder to edge.
🔔 Fits true to size - For loose fit, order 1 size up. For oversize style, order 2 sizes up.
- Measures can vary an inch (2-3 centimeters)
- For further questions, please reach out to us support@botanomyshop.com
Description
- 100% Lightweight cotton 4.5 oz/yd² = 153 g/m²
- Unisex fit
- Printed Neck Label
- No Side Seam
- Pre-shrunk, may still shrink up to 1 inch (2-3 cm) after machine wash
- Printed & shipped in USA
- Check size chart for best fit
Instructions
- Wash / Iron inside out on low temperature
- Pre-shrunk cotton, but it may still shrink up to 1 inch (2-3 cm) especially if tumble-dry.
🔔 New prints may appear slightly slanted and stiff, but often adjust themselves and soften after the first wash — please reach out if you need any help.
Shipping & Returns
🔔 To check exact shipping rates for your purchase, please place product in your shopping cart and fill in your address.
For shipping within United States
🟢 FREE Shipping for over $75 (Prices may differ during promotional period)
🟢 Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
🟢 Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
For Shipping Rest of World
🟢 Delivery within 10 - 30 days
🟢 Shipping rates from $10
*Please note that the shipping rates are weight-based.
Returns
🌿 Our 30-Day Guarantee
Each Botanomy tee is made just for you—crafted to order with care. To help reduce waste and ensure the perfect fit, we kindly ask that you double-check our size chart before placing your order.
If something’s not right—like a defect, damage, or an incorrect item—we’ll make it right with a full refund.
Here’s how it works:
🔹 Let us know within 30 days of your purchase
🔹 Items must be unused and in original condition
🔹 Refunds apply to defective, damaged, or incorrect items
We’re a small team that puts care into every order, and we want 100% happy customers. If you’re unhappy about your item, please contact us to work something out together. 💚
Questions? We’re here for you:
support@botanomyshop.com
Note: This policy may be updated from time to time.
Discount for 2, 3 or 4 T-shirts
Bundle Sale
Want a few more to change during the week? Stock up and save 🎉 when you grab multiple tees, the price drops automatically. Build your rotation, mix the messages, and keep your energy fresh all week long.
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Cosmic Reminders For
Starseeds
We create designs for the Starseeds who sense their origins stretch far beyond Earth and know their consciousness didn’t begin in this lifetime. You heard Mother Earth's calling and you came to help her ascend.
Astrology is our shared language; birth charts are our soul‑maps.
You don’t need to remember your past lives on Lyra or your Pleiadian lineage to feel it. Sometimes all it takes is a shirt that says what your soul has been whispering all along.
Energetic Frequencies For
Lightworkers
For the healers, the empaths, the grid‑holders, the quiet frequency shifters, this space is for you.
Our tees are little activations, gentle reminders that you’re not alone, not imagining it, and not losing your mind. You’re doing the work, even on the days it feels invisible.
Your light is the technology that turns chaos into clarity. Whether you remember it or not, we’ve all signed up to carry a mission on Earth at this exact moment, supporting the ascension of Mother Earth and the sovereignty of Humanity.
Our lightweight tees
100% Premium Cotton
Your body is an extension of the earth. Comfort matters. Our 100% premium cotton tees are lightweight (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)). They are breathable enough for a jog in the park and tough enough to handle everyday wear and tear. It’s your go-to tee for summer days or layered under a jacket when the chill sets in.
Our business model
Eco-Friendly
We print each shirt on demand, which means we only print it when you make an order. No overstock, no land fillers of sad piles of unsold tees. It’s our way of keeping things thoughtful in a world that’s moving a little too fast. Slow fashion, with soul.
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FAQs
Which country do you produce/ship from?
For both US and international orders, all our t-shirts are printed and shipped from US.
Your shipping policy says it takes around 10 days for US delivery, does it really take that long?
Great question!
For US shipping, we have purposely left some wiggle room especially during busy holidays season. While we estimate it to be around 10 days, it usually takes much less time during normal season (6 to 8 days). But we do encourage our customers to order earlier if you’re in a hurry to receive the tee, especially during holidays season. 🚚👕
What if my t-shirt doesn’t fit?
We know sizing can be tricky, it is essential to double-check with our size chart to compare with your favorite tee at home to find the best size for you. If you still encounter problems, please email us at support@botanomyshop.com 💙
What if I’m not satisfied with the tee?
We’re a small team that puts care into every order, we want our customer to be 100% happy. Email us at support@botanomyshop.com and we'll work something out together 💚